heyfunniest:

PERFECT

theannieplanet:

phaniels:

phaniels:

im gonna try to figure out how sherlock survived the fall by asking cleverbot

do u think ur cute shercock

im laughing so hard it made a pun

(Source: frickstiel)

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

(Source: vimeo.com)

(Source: satandidnothingwrong)

the-bards-apprentice:

when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat

sherlockspeare:

Of course I know you’re not doing anything inappropriate at the time but I have this dirty mind as large as Antarctica…
Sequel to this

butdoctorwho:

xeverdeen:

imagine your icon delivering you a pizza 

david: HERE’S YOUR PIZZA

me: okay let me j-

david: HERE’S

YOUR 

PIZZA

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born

you know, anything you want

(Source: jo--harvelle)