im gonna try to figure out how sherlock survived the fall by asking cleverbot
do u think ur cute shercock
im laughing so hard it made a pun
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat
Of course I know you’re not doing anything inappropriate at the time but I have this dirty mind as large as Antarctica…
Sequel to this
imagine your icon delivering you a pizza
david: HERE’S YOUR PIZZA
me: okay let me j-